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Published : Apple App Store Review Guidelines…

Nothing in there that isn’t already common sense knowledge, really…

It is now clear why App Review times are slipping hopelessly at the moment. Apple’s App Store Gnomes have been busy with Pages making the App Store Review Guidelines Document…

We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store. We don’t need any more Fart apps. If your app doesn’t do something useful or provide some form of lasting entertainment, it may not be accepted.

So did Shoemaker have a hand in these guidelines? Oh, the irony…

If your app is rejected, we have a Review Board that you can appeal to. If you run to the press and trash us, it never helps.

Good to know. Hope they actually answer emails.

Apps that duplicate apps already in the App Store may be rejected, particularly if there are many of them

I would hate to be the last one in line with a revolutionary new iPhone Flashlight App.

This is a living document, and new apps presenting new questions may result in new rules at any time. Perhaps your app will trigger this.

You are building your apps on quicksand.

Apps containing pornographic material, defined by Webster’s Dictionary as “explicit descriptions or displays of sexual organs or activities intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings”, will be rejected

No porn.

Apps that include games of Russian roulette will be rejected

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