Would be even funnier if it wasn’t so terrifyingly true.
Thanks to thebangkokian for the heads up.
And how do other smartphone users see you?
If you’ve waited for the White iPhone you’re an idiot! You’re a stupid human being who’s waited five months for a phone that’s a different colour. You’re just going to put a cover on it anyway.
Awesome stuff. Have a great weekend.
Nice little story.
Two things I noticed which struck me more than the actual story itself though…
The guy didn’t write “please” on his request.
And the people in the picture, particularly the girls at the front, appear to be in a strange state of ecstasy. When did public servants become deities?
At Apple’s flagship Beijing retail store, eager fans lined up as much as three days before Friday’s 8 a.m. launch of the iPad.
Retail employees for the Cupertino, Calif., company were on hand to distribute umbrellas, coffee and water to those waiting in line outside of Apple’s first retail store in China.
If only I had known it was possible to get an Apple Umbrella I would have been there!
In other news..
China Unicom began taking pre-orders for the iPhone 4 Friday at 10 a.m.
I’ve always been at the mercy of the press, but no more… The media tried to demonize me. They wanted y’all to believe I was a monster in real life so you guys wouldn’t listen or buy my music anymore. I feel like they were waiting for the opportunity to go in all the way on me, and when it came, they beat me to a pulp. Even now a lot of articles start their first two paragraphs about how much of an asshole I am.
Kanye, that is because you are an asshole.
Swabs and analysis of 30 mobile handsets found that seven had high or warning levels of environmental bacteria, according to consumer group Which?
One contained such an intense concentration of bacteria, including faecal coliforms, that anyone using it could have faced a serious stomach upset.
They are obviously not talking about my mobile phone.
But it might be worth you buying a wet wipe for your own.
It seems that borrowing someone’s mobile phone could actually be more risky than eating the free peanuts on a bar…
Brilliant!
